Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Mr. Sensitivity Chip

Reported today on Yahoo Entertainment news, Jennifer Aniston discusses her ex-husband, Brad Pitt.
Aniston said Pitt "is not mean-spirited; he would never intentionally try to rub something in my face." While referring to their two year old Yorkshire terrier's fecal matter.
But, she added: "There's a sensitivity chip that's missing." Revealing what many industry insiders have
thought for months, Brad Pitt, is a cyborg.

Woospace arranged a surprising telephone interview with, Mr. Pitt.

Woospace: Pretty crazy huh, all this press?
BP: Yeah, people should have better things to do.
Woospace: What do you make of these new allegations, your ex has made.
BP: Which ones?
Woospace: That you know, you're a little deficient in certain areas.
BP: What?
Woospace: Well, Jennifer claims you're lacking one of your crucial internal cybernetic chip processors.
BP: What are you talking about?
Woospace: I don't think it will affect your box office take, people really like you, even if you are a cyborg
BP: Look you're irritating me.
Woospace: Hey, it could be worse, you could be missing other, more important chips. Like your infrared vision chip. Now that would be a problem. Hello. Hello. Goodbye, then.

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