Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Seagal Update


Wow, where to start. Okay, first off, Steven Seagal has a band? I thought those pictures of him holding a guitar were just publicity shots. And secondly, he's the only white guy in his band... okay... and third, the title of his ablum is "Mojo Priest". I've got to stop, really, I'm going to pee my pants. But then there's this... as reported earlier on woospace, Seagal also has an energy drink, called Lighting Bolt! And get this, click here to read a band rider for Mr. Seagal's backstage requests, and the first request on the list is... Red Bull! See, you can't even get Steven Seagal to drink his own energy drink. Sheesh!

4 comments:

DEVODANA said...

Now if he can only open for David Hasselhoff, that'd be the tour of the year....

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Special Guest appearance by DON JOHNSON to sing his hit "HEARTBEAT"!

Tickets are going fast so order yours now!!

Pearl Jam does not endorse Ticketmaster or Ticketmaster related items....


Whew....

Jim said...

I heard his band is actually good.

I myself have NOT hear any, so please do not take that as a Jim Endorsement. Just passin' on what I heard.

Woobot said...

Is Lightening Bolt engergy drink good too? hehe...

breonala@yahoo.com said...

There now! You've gone and dun it!!! I dun shit myself!!! Dis guy has got to be one of the strangest MOFOs to ever come down the block!! Some one said he runs like a girl!!!!!