Friday, August 19, 2005
Poor Selling T-shirts
BY JOSH KNISELY
"I failed to survive Smokin' Joe's Five-Alarm Chili Pit"
"Ask Me About Nudism"
"My mom attended the Mechanicsburg, PA, Quilt Fair and was thoughtful enough to buy me this souvenir, which I cherish."
"I'm with that guy to my left ... no, sorry, one more over ... yeah, that's him."