Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Haunted Mansion gets UPDATED!



First we got the news about the Pirates of the Caribbean changes, and now Haunted Mansion! Brace yourself folks, because the Old Haunted Manor, is getting updated. The biggest changes will be coming to the attic scene, as that's where the new plotline will be most evident. As it is now, the attic scene is simply a cluttered and dusty place with a ghost inexplicably dressed like a bride with that spooky beating heart. But when the additions are all installed, the bride will become a much more sinister character who has apparently been killing off all of her previous husbands. As the doombuggies pass through the attic, riders will see portraits of several dashing young gentlemen, with each portrait piled next to "the loot" that the man brought in to the marriage. Those portraits will look familiar as they'll be the same faces that were just beginning to appear in ghost form back in the seance circle. But a new special effect will allow the heads of these gentleman to suddenly disappear from the portrait, as if they had been decapitated in a grisly murder. And when riders arrive at the exit of the attic scene, the bride will still be there, this time in a new location and clutching a bouquet of wedding flowers that magically turns into a blood stained axe as each vehicle passes by.

More changes are still to come at the end of the ride, but these are likely to be far less controversial. The iconic "Hitch Hiking Ghosts" who appear in your doom buggy via those magic mirrors will make the jump to the 21st century. Instead of the extremely simple figures that barely nod their head as they appear in your car because they are literally mannequins on sticks attached to a turntable behind the two-way mirrors, more advanced and animated figures will now join you. They'll be able to move their arms and hands and really be expressive as they appear to interact with you in the vehicle.
Drumroll please, for more on this and other Disney stuff check out Miceage

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice lift from MiceAge.com. Maybe you should credit them or link to the story there, since it's a line-for-line copy.

http://www.miceage.com/allutz/al022806b.htm

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry for that. I'm just lashing out at others. I've recently come to the realization that I truly am a petty asshole. I'm in therapy and getting help. It's a long slow process, so please be patient with me. Hopefully, the doctors will be able to remove the large rusty object embedded deep in my ass. But until then, I apologize to everyone in advance for leaving asinine posts, like the one above.

Anonymous said...

Way to copy/paste!

Anonymous said...

Uhh... why no credit to MiceAge, where you copied the article verbatim?

Jim said...

Awesome pic of you two!!!!